Monday, January 25, 2010

A LETTER TO PRESIDENT TURAI YAR DUA


Hello there and how has it been overseeing the affairs of this country? Lucrative i guess1 And this is wishing you more success in your failure guaranteed 7 point agenda. I know that you must now think i have addressed the letter wrongly as you are not the legal President but i am not wrong. Even my three year old sister knows that you are the real President while your sickly husband is the FIRST MAN who was elected by citizens of this country but is now your muppet puppet as you direct him as a captain would direct a rudderless ship. We have heard tales of how you have become a thin god in Aso Rock. Nothing can be done without your approval and anyone who wants to seek your audience must part with a princely sum of 30,000 Pounds ( consultation fee ). It is public knowledge that your Husband's health is very poor and that when he saw out his tenure as Governor of Katsina state, he wanted to return to the village and start life as a Fulani herdsman and drive his cows about as he was tired and had failed of leading people but you, the power Hungry woman would have non of that. You wanted to be heard and seen, feared and dreaded, respected and adored and in conjunction with Obasanjo, you led him, as an Ileya ram would be led, to his doom. Madam, it has now been more than 50 days since your Husband, ( The First man) has left the country to have his health attended to in Saudi Arabia, since the Hospitals here are death centres. The day both of you were headed for Saudi would be evergreen in my mind, i cant forget the look on Yar'dua's face; the look of someone not sure if he was going to return back alive while you were shining your kola stained teeth at a bunch a stooges and sycophants who were there to see you off. While some people say your husband has brain damage, others say he has CHRAUG STRAUSS while some say he has kidney problems because he used to drink like a brewery and smoke like a lokomotive train and he now depends on a Life-support machine as his life goes around like ping pong... not sure if to go or not. In the meantime, and in your Husband's shuttle between life and death,yourself and a few formed a dangerous cabal with the nation in your grip, you decide what is to be done, how it should be done and where it should be done while you mislead 200 million people on the true state of your Husband's health. One of you even forged his signature on the appropriation bill and sent it to the National assembly. You have really shown signs of exemplary leadership as under oyu, there has been increased fuel crisis, and Nigeria has been listed as a terrorist country. You, ma would not allow the Vice President to act as the Constitution stipulates as you are scared it would put paid to your acts of chop chop. But madam, i want you to remember that you should take care of your Husdand's health, advice him to resign so he would still continue to act as a father to Fatima and your other daughters whom you have traded off to the high and mighty in the society. By the way, i love one of your daughters but bad news?i am neither a Governor nor a Dangote but i have a very bright future as i am studying Law in one of your Government's neglected Universities. Hope your greed would allow me marry her as we love each other dearly? Remember, madam, that nothing good lasts forever, you might reign now but things might change like the weather. I heared you have a store full of diamonds and gold, hmmm, those are lovely things but remember that the day death stares you in the face, all your Pounds, gold, diamonds, Governors-Sons-In-Laws, riches would be useless to you as you shall not take anything away. Perhaps, you should learn from the death of Maryam Babangida who despite her enormous wealth and husband's influence, she died and was tied naked to a mat.. to meet her creator. N.B ; Please ma, dont take this personal against me, i am just speaking the mind of millions of Nigerians. Remember that there was Nigeria before the Yar'duas and there would still be Nigeria after them. No group, family or woman is more powerful and more important than the whole country. My regards.